Dear WWE, You’re better than this.
Tagging each and every overweight wrestler who comes into the ring as a “monster” or an “athletic beast” is getting old. The Umagas, the Manus, the JBLs, and the Snitskys need to go… ASAP. Only then will the crowd and your viewers stop laughing at these guys and stop bringing signs such as “I came to see JBL’s droopy boobies”. It’s time to start pushing only the wrestlers in the best shape as the heels rather than the thong-wearing fatties… you know, like you once did with Brock Lesnar, Rhyno, Triple H, and even Batista.
I mean, you already fired Big Daddy V for his ginormous man-boobs, so why not continue the trend?
Sincerely,
A person tired of all the flip-flopping… and not in the political sense
